secret-goeff:

i will call epsilon church until the day i die and you can’t stop me

1 week agovia / 45 notes

elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

1 week agovia source / 94,402 notes

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

1 week agovia source / 227,117 notes

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

1 week agovia source / 60,953 notes

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

1 week agovia source / 472,822 notes

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

1 week agovia source / 31,262 notes
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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

1 week agovia source / 589,954 notes
I’m proud of you —me-myself-and-the-emu

i’m proud of u too

1 week ago — / 0 notes

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

2 weeks agovia source / 1,481 notes
Gavin: how do you get rid of pinkeye?
Ryan: it's like being a werewolf, you have to kill the one that gave it to you
3 weeks agovia / 1,855 notes






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