secret-goeff:

i will call epsilon church until the day i die and you can’t stop me

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elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

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chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

2 days agovia source / 201,001 notes

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

2 days agovia source / 426,221 notes

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

2 days agovia source / 576,604 notes
I’m proud of you —me-myself-and-the-emu

i’m proud of u too

2 days ago — / 0 notes

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

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Gavin: how do you get rid of pinkeye?
Ryan: it's like being a werewolf, you have to kill the one that gave it to you
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